My birthday is in a few minutes

*walks into off topic*

I need a name change

OT, what did you do in school today?

l2d = chance that a baby will survive being dropped

my dad just told me to get off

If I had 999,999,999 dollars

i just got a new hat

I have no clue what the point of the game is

Who else is watching the game?

I'm about to watch my first "real" anime.

i think im gonna get a new siggy

"Why do people hate me"

i feel like im the only person who

what should i do for the day

I am in a very happy mood

i got a new phone

Why do you call people with low IQs "dumb"?

My mom is going to kill me

I have a pet mouse

This is so funny.

I hate it when people do this

Scenario: You wake up and you're a 40 year old man.

I'm a 9-year-old girl, and this is my favorite song

i need people to play my game!