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| 21 Jul 2009 12:40 AM
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I got a bill for $20 from my doctor. The letter said that he had been treating me for rectal-itis for the past year, so I called him to complain. "After a year of this treatment, I still don't have a bottom!", I told him. The doctor replied, "Well, there's still hope! Tomorrow I will give you an enema that should get rid of it all."
I was excited about being able to finally have a bottom, and when he gave me the enema, it tasted like lemons! When I got home I leaned over and put my finger up my butt, and I could feel that my butt hole was open.
I ran back to the doctor and said, "Thank you, thank you! You've cured me! I'm going out tonight and I'm going to let the whole town know how good your work is!"
The next day I went to the doctor's office and asked for another lemon enema. He asked, "Why do you need another one?" I said, "Because last night when I went downtown to let everyone know what a good doctor you are, I realized that everyone in town already knew you were good!"
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