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| 29 Apr 2013 10:27 AM
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*3 days later*
*Still haven't gone to see the movie*
*Stuck in my room*
*Watching all my avenger movies over and over again*
*Crying because I'm scared that Captain America will die*
*Saying that he is awesome because he is awesome*
*Gets a call*
*Picks up phone*
"Zilex, get outside right now. Don't argue."
"Ok...ok..."
*Gets outside*
*Looks around*
*A guy walks up to me*
"What's your name?"
"Zilex"
"Ah, yes. The one who has been talking about his favorite avengers movie, Captain America"
"Yes sir"
"Come with me. We need to talk"
"Ok...ok..."
*Guy takes me somewhere in a car*
*Drives to a dark alleyway*
"Please tell me you're not going to kill me," I say.
"Nope, but we do have business to discuss. I see you like to talk about Captain America. Well, let me give you this first hand account of the man himself. I am him."
"Huh?"
"I'm Captain America. You see, I can take any form I want. I can be a guy standing right next to you, or I can be an entire country."
"How? How are you Captain America?"
"It doesn't matter how. All that matters is that I am him."
I am speechless at this point
"Now, if you don't mind, I've got places to go and things to do."
"You don't have to worry, sir. I won't tell anyone you're Captain America."
"Good. Now leave. Go back to your room. Watch more movies. Talk about it to your friends. Do what you want to do, as long as you never speak another word of Captain America again."
"Ok...ok.."
And so I left...
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