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| 01 Aug 2013 11:31 PM
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Once upon a time, there was this guy named Joe. He lived in an abandoned house.
One day he went to the grocery store and bought a bunch of food. He then came back home and ate all the food. Then he fell asleep on his bed and had a dream where he was at the beach. When he woke up he realized it was a dream so he went back to sleep but had another dream. This time he was at a ball park.
He then woke up again and realized he was dreaming so he went back to sleep and had another dream. This time he was at a pizza place. Again he woke up and realized it was just a dream so he went back to sleep and had another dream. This time he was at a library. Again he woke up and realized it was just a dream so he went back to sleep and had another dream. This time he was at a car wash. Again he woke up and realized it was just a dream so he went back to sleep and had another dream. This time he was at a dog park. Again he woke up and realized it was just a dream so he went back to sleep and had another dream. This time he was at a toy store. Again he woke up and realized it was just a dream so he went back to sleep and had another dream. This time he was at a video game store. Again he woke up and realized it was just a dream so he went back to sleep and had another dream. This time he was at a candy store. Again he woke up and realized it was just a dream so he went back to sleep and had another dream. This time he was at an ice cream parlor. Again he woke up and realized it was just a dream so he went back to sleep and had another dream. This time he was at a movie theater.
When Joe woke up again he was actually at the movie theater. He walked out and saw a sign that said "Library". So he thought, "What the heck! I'll go check it out!" He then walked to the library but when he got there he saw the door was closed and locked. So he decided to climb the fence to get in and looked around the building. He then spotted the bathroom and headed there. He then heard some noises coming from the stalls so he decided to look in one of them.
He opened the stall and found two naked guys inside and they had their hands over each others mouth and were making kissing sounds. Joe then quickly closed the door and walked away as fast as he could.
As he left the library he saw a car wash sign. He then thought, "I need to wash my car!". He then proceeded to the car wash but the guy who ran the place didn't want to let him in. Joe then tried to talk his way in and say that his car was really dirty but the guy refused. So Joe got mad and said he would sue him if he didn't let him in. The guy then let him in because he didn't want to go to court. He washed his car and then paid the guy.
Joe then went home and ate all the food again. Then he fell asleep on his bed and had a dream where he was at the beach. When he woke up he realized it was a dream so he went back to sleep but had another dream. This time he was at a ball park.
He then woke up again and realized he was dreaming so he went back to sleep and had another dream. This time he was at a pizza place. Again he woke up and realized it was just a dream so he went back to sleep and had another dream. This time he was at a library. Again he woke up and realized it was just a dream so he went back to sleep and had another dream. This time he was at a car wash. Again he woke up and realized it was just a dream so he went back to sleep and had another dream. This time he was at a dog park. Again he woke up and realized it was just a dream so he went back to sleep and had another dream. This time he was at a toy store. Again he woke up and realized it was just a dream so he went back to sleep and had another dream. This time he was at a video game store. Again he woke up and realized it was just a dream so he went back to sleep and had another dream. This time he was at a candy store. Again he woke up and realized it was just a dream so he went back to sleep and had another dream. This time he was at an ice cream parlor. Again he woke up and realized it was just a dream so he went back to sleep and had another dream. This time he was at a movie theater.
When Joe woke up again he was actually at the movie theater. He walked out and saw a sign that said "Toy Store". So he thought, "What the heck! I'll go check it out!" He then walked to the toy store but when he got there he saw the door was closed and locked. So he decided to climb the fence to get in and looked around the building. He then spotted the bathroom and headed there. He then heard some noises coming from the stalls so he decided to look in one of them.
He opened the stall and found two naked guys inside and they had their hands over each others mouth and were making kissing sounds. Joe then quickly closed the door and walked away as fast as he could.
As he left the toy store he saw a car wash sign. He then thought, "I need to wash my car!". He then proceeded to the car wash but the guy who ran the place didn't want to let him in. Joe then tried to talk his way in and say that his car was really dirty but the guy refused. So Joe got mad and said he would sue him if he didn't let him in. The guy then let him in because he didn't want to go to court. He washed his car and then paid the guy.
Joe then went home and ate all the food again. Then he fell asleep on his bed and had a dream where he was at the beach. When he woke up he realized it was a dream so he went back to sleep but had another dream. This time he was at a ball park.
He then woke up again and realized he was dreaming so he went back to sleep and had another dream. This time he was at a pizza place. Again he woke up and realized it was just a dream so he went back to sleep and had another dream. This time he was at a library. Again he woke up and realized it was just a dream so he went back to sleep and had another dream. This time he was at a car wash. Again he woke up and realized it was just a dream so he went back to sleep and had another dream. This time he was at a dog park. Again he woke up and realized it was just a dream so he went back to sleep and had another dream. This time he was at a toy store. Again he woke up and realized it was just a dream so he went back to sleep and the story repeats over and over again forever...
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