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| 06 Dec 2009 02:32 PM
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I should tell you guys the most stupidest joke on Earth. And you can't even hate it. It's that stupid. You will never hear a better joke.
It's about two cats...
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| 06 Dec 2009 02:34 PM
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Here, I'll say it.
There are two cats in a tree...
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| 06 Dec 2009 02:36 PM
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And the one cat says to the other "Can you please get down? I'm scared up here."
The second cat responds, "Why don't you go ask your dad?"
The first cat goes "Dad, can I please get down? I'm scared up here!"
The father cat responds, "No, because I want you to stay up there."
So then, the cat goes back to the other cat and says "Did you talk to your dad?"
The second cat says, "Yeah. He said 'No'."
The first cat says, "What did you tell him?"
The second cat says, "I told him I'm your brother."
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| 06 Dec 2009 02:41 PM
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Anyone like it?
I'm waiting...
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| 06 Dec 2009 02:43 PM
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I mean, you would have to be stupid not to laugh at that.
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| 06 Dec 2009 02:46 PM
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I think this joke is so good, I'm going to put it on my blurb.
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| 06 Dec 2009 02:50 PM
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And that's why I love cats. :P
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| 06 Dec 2009 02:51 PM
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I also love this joke. It's that good!
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| 06 Dec 2009 02:53 PM
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Okay, so here's how the joke goes:
There are two cats in a tree...
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| 06 Dec 2009 02:58 PM
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And the one cat says to the other "Can you please get down? I'm scared up here."
The second cat responds, "Why don't you go ask your dad?"
So then, the cat goes back to the other cat and says "Did you talk to your dad?"
The second cat says, "Yeah. He said 'No'."
The first cat says, "What did you tell him?"
The second cat says, "I told him I'm your brother."
That's how the joke ends.
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| 06 Dec 2009 02:59 PM
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You guys are still not laughing?
Seriously, there is no funnier joke out there.
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| 06 Dec 2009 03:01 PM
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Now, you can hear it again.
There are two cats in a tree...
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| 06 Dec 2009 03:02 PM
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And the one cat says to the other "Can you please get down? I'm scared up here."
The second cat responds, "Why don't you go ask your dad?"
The first cat goes "Dad, can I please get down? I'm scared up here!"
The father cat responds, "No, because I want you to stay up there."
So then, the cat goes back to the other cat and says "Did you talk to your dad?"
The second cat says, "Yeah. He said 'No'."
The first cat says, "What did you tell him?"
The second cat says, "I told him I'm your brother."
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| 06 Dec 2009 03:03 PM
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That's all it says.
You should try it out on friends or something.
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| 06 Dec 2009 03:05 PM
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Okay, I'm going to post this on my blurb. See how many people laugh when they see it.
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| 06 Dec 2009 03:08 PM
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See?
I'm not even kidding.
This joke is that good.
You should really try it out.
It'll make you feel great.
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| 06 Dec 2009 03:10 PM
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Now, let me show you how to do this joke in action:
Cat #1: Can you please get down? I'm scared up here.
Cat #2: Why don't you go ask your dad?
Cat #1: Dad, can I please get down? I'm scared up here!
Father Cat: No, because I want you to stay up there.
Cat #1: Did you talk to your dad?
Cat #2: Yeah. He said "No".
Cat #1: What did you tell him?
Cat #2: I told him I'm your brother.
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| 06 Dec 2009 03:11 PM
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Okay, so now you know what the joke is.
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| 06 Dec 2009 03:13 PM
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So, I think it's time to start showing people this joke...
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| 06 Dec 2009 03:15 PM
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I'm going to try telling the joke to someone in a few minutes...
I'll tell you if they laugh or not.
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| 06 Dec 2009 03:20 PM
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Okay, I tried telling the joke to a random person...
He didn't laugh at all.
But he was surprised to hear the joke anyway.
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| 06 Dec 2009 03:22 PM
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And now, he's going to go around telling other random people this joke.
He thinks this joke is hilarious!
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| 06 Dec 2009 03:25 PM
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Now, I'm going to take my little brother around and make him tell the joke to people...
I bet everyone will be laughing.
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