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| 02 Jul 2013 10:33 AM
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The bartender asks "Why the long face?"
Guy replies, "I'm a mime."
Bartender laughs, "You're a what?!"
"I'm a mime."
Bartender starts laughing so hard he falls off his stool. He says, "Lemme get you another drink!" and walks off. The guy does nothing.
The bartender says, "What are you doing?"
"Nothing."
"I thought you were a mime."
He does nothing.
"How do you expect to get a tip if you don't entertain me?!"
"I'm not a comedian either."
The bartender is aghast. "You can't be a mime and NOT a comedian?"
"I know I can."
The bartender says, "If you're not a mime, and you're not a comedian, then WHAT ARE YOU?!?"
The guy says, "I'm a waiter."
and walks away.
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| 02 Jul 2013 10:41 AM
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"Then why are you wearing tuxedo pants?"
~Troll logic: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kZtT6YVnUg#t=1m28s~
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| 02 Jul 2013 10:43 AM
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the guy says, "I didn't know I needed to wear one."
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