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1. It's not real.
2. Nobody has ever seen the Internet.
3. There is no proof that the Internet even exists.
4. The Internet never rings when you get a call.
5. When you buy something online, it doesn't really show up.
6. When you type in an address on the Internet, the Internet doesn't know where you live.
7. When you go somewhere on the Internet, the Internet doesn't know where you are going.
8. You can't search for someone by their name on the Internet.
9. If you look up "Dogs" on the Internet, it doesn't really have anything about dogs.
10. If you look up "Cats" on the Internet, it doesn't really have anything about cats.
11. If you look up "Bugs" on the Internet, it doesn't really have anything about bugs.
12. If you look up "Halloween" on the Internet, it doesn't really have anything about Halloween.
13. If you look up "The Bible" on the Internet, it doesn't really have anything about the Bible.
14. If you look up "Christmas" on the Internet, it doesn't really have anything about Christmas.
15. If you look up "Jesus" on the Internet, it doesn't really have anything about Jesus.
16. If you look up "God" on the Internet, it doesn't really have anything about God.
17. If you look up "Santa Claus" on the Internet, it doesn't really have anything about Santa Claus.
18. If you look up "Roblox" on the Internet, it doesn't really have anything about Roblox.
19. If you look up "Halloween" on the Internet, it doesn't really have anything about Halloween.
20. If you look up "You" on the Internet, it doesn't really have anything about you.
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