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| 03 Jul 2022 03:04 PM
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When I was 5, My mother asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I said a doctor.
My mother told me that there wasn't enough money in the house to pay for me to go to med school.
I told my mother that if she would give me $50,000 and give me an education, I'd be a doctor.
She agreed to the deal.
So I went down to the local toy store to buy myself a set of doctor tools.
A few days later, I had an accident at home. I was lying on the floor with a broken leg, my nose smashed and bleeding, my left arm cut off and a head injury.
As my mother drove me to the hospital, I looked at her and asked:
"Mom, do you still have my doctor tools?"
She replied "Yes, but I don't think they work very well."
I said,
"Do you want me to take them back?"
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