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| 22 Dec 2014 01:05 AM
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The world is being taken over by aliens.
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| 22 Dec 2014 01:06 AM
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Oh no.
My cat must be an alien.
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| 22 Dec 2014 01:07 AM
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Nope, cats are just a different species, but they're still made out of meat!
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| 22 Dec 2014 01:10 AM
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Okay, let's hope you killed him before he ate my bacon.
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| 22 Dec 2014 01:12 AM
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I shot it in the face so I don't see how it could've eaten your bacon.
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| 22 Dec 2014 01:14 AM
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It's a cat, what else does it do? They can get anything, even when you think they won't be able to get to it!
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| 22 Dec 2014 01:15 AM
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Then shoot its brain.
That should stop it.
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| 22 Dec 2014 01:17 AM
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Even if that works, I'd still have to watch out for the headless thing!
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| 22 Dec 2014 01:19 AM
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I'll just give the headless body to a friend of mine who needs one and take the brain.
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| 22 Dec 2014 01:22 AM
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You're crazy, and I'm glad that this isn't real! I mean, come on! You're talking about giving somebody a DEAD CAT'S BRAIN! Are you insane?
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| 22 Dec 2014 01:24 AM
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It is real.
I'm not crazy either.
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| 22 Dec 2014 01:25 AM
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But it's impossible! I can't do what you're asking me to do, there's no way I can do it!
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| 22 Dec 2014 01:28 AM
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You have to do it.
Your cat will destroy your bacon.
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| 22 Dec 2014 01:30 AM
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Alright, alright, I'll get rid of it. But only because my bacon is worth more to me than a stupid animal!
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| 22 Dec 2014 01:37 AM
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Now, let's see if we can get rid of the cat somehow. I don't know how to get rid of it, but maybe you can give me some advice on the subject.
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| 22 Dec 2014 01:44 AM
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Yeah, but what about the police? If they saw me running over a cat, I'd be arrested! They'd probably say that I'm insane. How could I prove them wrong? There would be no way for me to prove that I'm sane!
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| 22 Dec 2014 01:50 AM
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I have a car too.
We could both do it and prove the cops wrong.
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| 22 Dec 2014 01:51 AM
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But who'd believe us? No one! They'd just think that we're crazy like always! I'm sorry, but there's no way to prove our sanity, so we shouldn't do it.
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| 22 Dec 2014 01:54 AM
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Then shoot the cat.
That way they'd see you're not crazy.
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| 22 Dec 2014 01:57 AM
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But then they'd ask why I was shooting a cat in the first place! Who would believe that I was just trying to get rid of it?
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| 22 Dec 2014 02:01 AM
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The cops?
They'll believe anything.
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| 22 Dec 2014 02:03 AM
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Not when it comes to me. They've already had their problems with me before, and I'm pretty sure that they wouldn't believe them this time!
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| 22 Dec 2014 02:06 AM
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Then shoot the cat in its head.
That'll kill it faster.
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| 22 Dec 2014 02:08 AM
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Okay, but now there's something else! It's raining cats and dogs outside right now, so if we do it now, people will think that we're insane and send us to the mental hospital!
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| 22 Dec 2014 02:12 AM
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I know.
I'll just give my friend your cat to keep.
You can tell him what you want done to it.
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| 22 Dec 2014 02:13 AM
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No! I don't want anybody knowing about this! What if somebody sees my car parked near your place? Then they'd probably think that I did something to your cat or something like that. No thank you, I'm not doing that!
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| 22 Dec 2014 02:14 AM
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Well you have to.
Your cat is going to eat the bacon.
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| 22 Dec 2014 02:16 AM
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Not if you kill it first. You're the one who said to shoot it in the head!
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