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| 26 Sep 2013 08:00 PM
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I put in a dollar and this really hot girl came up to me
she said "hey dude wanna buy some candy" or something
I was like "no thanks" and she gave me a bag of sour gummy worms
and i said thank you very much and she left
i tried one and it tasted weird
but i don't care cause she's hot
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| 26 Sep 2013 08:02 PM
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and then you realized she was actually an old woman, and you cried your eyes out for half a day.
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| 26 Sep 2013 08:04 PM
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@zom
no that was a dream
in real life that hot girl was there
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| 26 Sep 2013 08:06 PM
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dream or not, you still realize the truth.
you still realize she was a fake.
you still realized she was an old woman
you still cried
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| 26 Sep 2013 08:09 PM
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@zom
no she wasn't
she was hot af
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| 26 Sep 2013 08:13 PM
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well, I can't prove it to you, but I'm right. She was old and fat.
you were in denial.
your heart broke into pieces
you cried uncontrollably
then you woke up
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| 26 Sep 2013 08:14 PM
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@zom
but she gave me sour gummy worms
i tried one and it tasted weird
but i don't care cause she's hot
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