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| 21 Jun 2013 01:39 PM
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A zombie apocalypse is going on in the real world.
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| 21 Jun 2013 01:40 PM
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We have to fight them.
But it's okay. We can do this.
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| 21 Jun 2013 01:44 PM
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I need to get to my safehouse and find out how much time I have left...
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| 21 Jun 2013 01:49 PM
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First, you gotta go to the post office.
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| 21 Jun 2013 01:51 PM
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Okay, why do I have to do that?
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| 21 Jun 2013 01:52 PM
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Because you gotta send yourself a package.
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| 21 Jun 2013 01:56 PM
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I'm going. This is my only shot to survive.
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| 21 Jun 2013 01:59 PM
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There are some zombies out there.
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| 21 Jun 2013 02:00 PM
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Okay, I sent myself the package.
Now, we have to wait and see if the package gets there safely.
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| 21 Jun 2013 02:02 PM
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A giant asteroid is on its way to earth.
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| 21 Jun 2013 02:04 PM
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I guess the package will get to me sooner or later.
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| 21 Jun 2013 02:05 PM
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A giant asteroid is about to hit earth. We're all gonna die.
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| 21 Jun 2013 02:07 PM
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The package's gonna get here. It's gonna get here in time.
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| 21 Jun 2013 02:09 PM
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The package got to me safely!
Time to take it out.
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| 21 Jun 2013 02:10 PM
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There's nothing in the package...
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| 21 Jun 2013 02:13 PM
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But there was supposed to be something in here! I sent myself a package!
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| 21 Jun 2013 02:14 PM
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The asteroid is getting closer and closer.
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| 21 Jun 2013 02:16 PM
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What could have happened to the package?
I guess we'll never know.
It's time to die, but it's okay, because I'm still human.
I'm not going down without a fight.
*Eats a grenade*
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| 21 Jun 2013 02:18 PM
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The asteroid has hit earth.
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| 21 Jun 2013 02:19 PM
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Now I can take my time, because I'm already dead.
*Explodes*
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| 21 Jun 2013 02:20 PM
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You can't take your time. The world is dead.
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| 21 Jun 2013 02:21 PM
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The world isn't dead, because it never really existed.
See, the package was here the whole time, just waiting for me to open it.
*Looks in package*
Oh! It looks like there's nothing in here!
*Explodes again*
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