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| 17 Oct 2012 04:20 PM
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He's in his room.
I say "Hey, what did you think about the new iPhone?"
He said "Well, it's not THAT amazing."
I say "Dude, you're an Apple fanboy. You'll love this."
He says "I'm just gonna wait for Android."
*walks out of room*
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| 17 Oct 2012 04:22 PM
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*walks back into room*
"How'd you get out of the house?"
"Um, I just walked away from your room."
"No, how'd you get out of the house?"
"You asked me a question, so I had to leave the room."
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| 17 Oct 2012 04:24 PM
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"You can't leave the house. I don't let you have a door key."
"You can go outside, though."
"You can't have a house key, because you could steal my Xbox and I wouldn't know if it was stolen."
"I can't leave the house because you won't give me a key. Besides, I can't leave without you knowing because there's no way to escape. And there's no way to escape because you won't give me a house key. Also, even if I had a key, you would be able to know that I left without you knowing because you are always watching the security cameras. But the only reason I would need to leave would be because you won't give me a house key. And why do you refuse to give me a house key? Why is it that every time I ask you why you won't give me a house key, you say 'It's too dangerous' or 'You'll steal my Xbox'? Why is it that you won't give me a house key?"
"Well, you have a point there."
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