|
|
|
|
|
| 18 Feb 2016 09:29 PM
|
You know you're a boy when:
1. You get up in the morning and think, "What am I gonna do with my life? I wanna be an astronaut! I wanna be a fireman! I wanna be a cowboy!"
2. You watch your mom walk out of the bathroom wearing nothing but a towel and think to yourself, "Man, I wonder what's under that towel"
3. You look in the mirror and say, "I don't look right without my clothes on"
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Report
Abuse
|
|
|
|
| 18 Feb 2016 09:30 PM
|
4. You look at yourself in the mirror and say, "Ewwwww...I look like my dad!"
5. You're sitting on the toilet and you get this urge to throw your underwear away.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Report
Abuse
|
|
|
|
| 18 Feb 2016 09:31 PM
|
6. You look at yourself in the mirror and think, "Oh my god! I look so ugly without any makeup on!"
7. You think to yourself, "What if I was a girl?"
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Report
Abuse
|
|
|
|
| 18 Feb 2016 09:32 PM
|
8. You have more than three pairs of shoes.
9. Your idea of shopping is going into your mother's room while she's at work and stealing her credit cards.
10. You look at your dad when he's playing with his computer and think, "I wonder why my dad's so stupid..."
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Report
Abuse
|
|
|
|
| 18 Feb 2016 09:33 PM
|
11. You want to grow up to be like your dad because your mom always yells at you.
12. You know what your dad's salary is.
13. When you see two guys fighting, you ask them, "Who won?"
14. You see a beautiful girl walking by and you think, "I wonder what she would look like naked...well, maybe not that bad."
15. You go to church and you think about how cool it would be to walk in the clouds.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Report
Abuse
|
|
|
|
| 18 Feb 2016 09:34 PM
|
16. You look at yourself and say, "I should lose ten pounds!"
17. You wear boxers as underwear because it feels better.
18. You get out of the shower and say, "I've got to clean myself!"
19. You wake up in the morning, look down at your chest and say, "I need to shave."
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Report
Abuse
|
|
|
|
| 18 Feb 2016 09:35 PM
|
20. You get up in the morning and think, "I gotta pee!"
21. You get up in the morning and think, "Where did I put my keys? Oh, right there!"
22. You hear your mom tell someone on the phone, "Yes, he's still asleep" and you say, "I'll get up now!"
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Report
Abuse
|
|