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| 10 Jan 2016 09:52 AM
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I am a proud American citizen who wants to stand up for what is right. I have seen many things in my day that have angered me, but none of them compare to the thing that I am going to tell you about.
It all started when I was sitting on the bus back home from school, I sat next to my friend Thomas. He was just saying how his life has been going so far and how he wants to make America great again.
He asked me how my day was, and I told him about my day in school.
"Your lucky" he said "at least your in a public school with good education, where kids don't bring guns to school and kill other children."
"Then why does this country even need guns?" I asked.
"I'll tell you later." he replied.
So we kept talking until I saw the bus stop near my house. Then the bus came to a full stop and he got off the bus and left.
I got home and was greeted by my dad, who was watching Fox News.
"I heard you talking on the bus today." He said "You should be proud of yourself."
"What do you mean?" I asked
"I'm glad that you are standing up for your beliefs, because someday you can run for president, and then you can help make America great again." He responded.
"I don't want to be President of the United States, I just want to live a happy life like everyone else." I replied.
"Oh no! You're not a true American." He said angrily "Why don't you go out there and fight the terrorists? Why don't you get some guns and take over a school?"
"Well I don't have a gun, or any money to buy one" I said quietly.
"Don't worry." He said "I will fix that."
My dad went upstairs into his computer room, where he was making bombs and guns on 3D printing machines.
"Here son, use this." he said, handing me the most powerful assault rifle ever made.
"Thanks dad!" I said in shock and awe.
"You are welcome. Now go get them terrorists!"
So I took my new weapon out and shot every terrorist I could find until they were all dead.
Then I went back home and ate dinner with my parents and brother.
That's how it happened.
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| 10 Jan 2016 10:06 AM
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@Zookah
Get your facts straight, this is actually what the Republican party wants.
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| 10 Jan 2016 10:08 AM
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You mean Donald Trump, right?
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| 10 Jan 2016 10:10 AM
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@Xuborus
Yes, that is correct.
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