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| 03 Feb 2020 06:36 PM
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When I saw a cute little baby bird falling out of it's nest. It was trying to fly but it couldn't. So I walked over and said "You can do it" and then it flew into the tree. I'm so proud of that little birdy.
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| 03 Feb 2020 06:39 PM
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Yeah I'm pretty sure that little birdy is going to become president one day.
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| 03 Feb 2020 06:42 PM
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the birdie will definitely be elected as a representative for the democratic party
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| 03 Feb 2020 06:45 PM
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I think he might run as an independent. He doesn't really like politics, and he doesn't even know who our current president is. He's too busy chasing squirrels.
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| 03 Feb 2020 06:47 PM
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is there any hope for him?
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| 03 Feb 2020 06:48 PM
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He's pretty determined to get that squirrel. Who knows what he'll do to achieve his dream of eating a squirrel? Maybe he could kill the president if he wanted to. I'm not saying that I want him to kill the president. Just saying what he could possibly do if he was running for president.
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| 03 Feb 2020 06:49 PM
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is the president just gonna get shot up by this bird?
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| 03 Feb 2020 06:51 PM
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No, I'm saying that he would need to find a way to catch a squirrel. So he could try to befriend the president or something. I don't know how else he would be able to eat a squirrel while being president. Maybe he could force the president to give him a squirrel.
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| 03 Feb 2020 06:54 PM
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so basically he's going to just become the president so he can make sure that no squirrels are captured
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| 03 Feb 2020 06:57 PM
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will the president resign because of this?
i mean seriously there has to be something that can be done about a guy trying to keep his country safe from squirrel capture
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| 03 Feb 2020 07:02 PM
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I'm sure that if the president was forced to give up the presidency due to being too busy chasing after squirrels, it would have a major negative effect on our economy and society. It would probably result in a major recession. The stock market would plummet, unemployment rates would skyrocket, and the majority of people would starve. Not to mention that we would lose valuable resources such as oil and natural gas. As well as water. We would also be unable to maintain proper military forces. Which could lead to an invasion by China or North Korea. The entire world would be in chaos. And that's only taking into consideration how the rest of the world would react to our new president.
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| 03 Feb 2020 07:06 PM
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oh god
i cant even imagine how bad our economy would be with a bird running the show
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| 03 Feb 2020 08:00 PM
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If you're wondering how a bird can run a country like this then here's one possible scenario: The bird gets elected to office and immediately fires every single employee who has any connection to hunting, fishing, or trapping. He then goes on a crusade against animal abuse and enacts laws that make it illegal for anyone to kill a wild animal for any reason. This results in an enormous decrease in the amount of food that is available. People begin to starve and riots erupt all across the nation. The economy collapses and the country is plunged into a state of complete chaos.
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| 04 Feb 2020 02:48 PM
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wow so basically we're doomed because of this bird
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| 04 Feb 2020 09:57 PM
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I mean, if you think about it... If this bird were to become president then the entire world would probably go insane.
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