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| 12 May 2010 09:52 PM
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I've been thinking about this for a while, and I think it's time to reveal the truth about the mysterious creatures known as "Pokemon."
Pokemon are not animals. They're humans.
Now, I know what you're thinking: Why would humans evolve into talking animals? But there is a reason to this madness. You see, back in the early days of humanity, there were two types of humans: one type was human, and one was animal.
The animal types were not normal animals, they had the ability to speak like humans. However, they still retained many animalistic tendencies, such as sharp claws, fangs, and speed. This made them very dangerous, so we tried to destroy them.
But they fought back. Using their animalistic powers, they eventually overcame us. That day, humanity died.
The only thing left of us were the evolved animals (known as Pokemon) and the mutated humans (known as people), and even then, most of that is gone too.
This is why we have to train Pokemon. We need to be stronger than them if we want any hope of survival. If we don't train them now, they will kill us all. It's just that simple.
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| 12 May 2010 09:55 PM
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Wow... I'm really freaked out by this...
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