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| 20 Mar 2018 01:21 AM
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I'll start:
This guy walks into a bar, and says "Can I have some water?" The bartender says, "Of course!" He hands him a glass of water, and then the man asks for something else. So the bartender hands him a towel. The guy drinks up, and the bartender asks, "Is that good enough?"
The guy says, "Yeah, but I'm thirsty still..."
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| 20 Mar 2018 01:22 AM
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a dog on my street barks really loudly at night
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| 20 Mar 2018 01:41 AM
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what's the difference between a german shepherd and a nintendo 64?
one has 4 legs and the other does
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| 20 Mar 2018 01:42 AM
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I'm not going to say it here because it's inappropriate
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| 20 Mar 2018 01:43 AM
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What's the difference between a chicken and a pig?
You can eat chicken, but you can't eat pig.
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| 20 Mar 2018 01:44 AM
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@Mxeorth, well now I'm curious...
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| 21 Mar 2018 11:21 AM
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"you know why the chicken crossed the road?"
"to get to the other side"
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