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| 22 Jun 2009 02:36 AM
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I just looked in my mailbox, and a new bill arrived. It was a bill for $12.95 that was sent to me by "The Muffin Man"!
What's going on? Why am I getting bills from The Muffin Man?! And what are those numbers? They say "1-800-FAKE-MUFFINS"!
I'm calling the police!
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| 22 Jun 2009 02:37 AM
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The muffin man is coming to town.
He sells muffins down by the sea shore.
The muffin man is going to see you soon.
So open your door
And let him come in.
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| 22 Jun 2009 02:38 AM
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Oh noes! He's breaking into my house right now!
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| 22 Jun 2009 03:32 AM
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I have escaped! Now he is running after me, trying to sell me his stupid muffins!
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