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| 20 Oct 2018 04:38 PM
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I was born in a small town called "Hell." When I got out of my mother's womb I spat up and bit my fathers dick off. I then grow up and become a huge rockstar.
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| 20 Oct 2018 04:40 PM
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I was also born in a sewer, but thats not important
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| 20 Oct 2018 04:44 PM
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Then I go to jail for murdering people for no reason, then I break out with my new found superpowers.
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| 20 Oct 2018 04:47 PM
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I then fly down to New York and kill everyone and steal their money, then I go to Japan and make everyone eat dog food, then I fly back to Hell and use my superpowers to destroy the world!
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