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| 19 Aug 2010 01:38 PM
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A guy goes to a bar, drinks three shots of vodka and orders another. The bartender says "You've had enough! You should go home."
The man replies "But I'm having such a good time!"
"Fine," says the bartender, "I'll call you a cab."
The man says "No, no. It's okay. I'll take a walk home to clear my head."
So the bartender calls the police, and an hour later the man staggers out of the woods all bruised up with his pants around his ankles.
"What happened?" asks the cop. "I was mugged!"
The cop says, "Now I have to arrest you. You're drunk, naked and your pants are down by the side of the road!"
The man says, "But officer, that's not possible! There is nobody else in the forest!"
"The hell there isn't!" exclaims the cop as he points to a huge bear walking away. "That's him! He just raped me!"
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| 19 Aug 2010 03:59 PM
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I like this one better:
What's wrong with this picture?
A guy goes to a bar, drinks three shots of vodka and orders another. The bartender says "You've had enough! You should go home."
The man replies "But I'm having such a good time!"
"Fine," says the bartender, "I'll call you a cab."
The man says "No, no. It's okay. I'll take a walk home to clear my head."
So the bartender calls the police, and an hour later the man staggers out of the woods all bruised up with his pants around his ankles.
"What happened?" asks the cop. "I was mugged!"
The cop says, "Now I have to arrest you. You're drunk, naked and your pants are down by the side of the road!"
The man says, "But officer, that's not possible! There is nobody else in the forest!"
"The hell there isn't!" exclaims the cop as he points to a huge bear walking away. "That's him! He just raped me!"
The man says "But officer, that's not possible! There is nobody else in the forest!"
"The hell there isn't!" exclaims the cop as he points to a huge bear walking away. "That's him! He just raped me!"
The man says "But officer, that's not possible! There is nobody else in the forest!"
"The hell there isn't!" exclaims the cop as he points to a huge bear walking away. "That's him! He just raped me!"
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