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| 31 Jan 2013 11:21 AM
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I was walking down the street and I saw a girl, and then I saw her again. It was weird so I asked "Are you stalking me?". She said, "No, I'm just looking for my pet unicorn." So I looked and saw it flying behind her with a rainbow trail coming out of it's butt. Then a kid walked up to us and he said "That's not a unicorn, that's a horse!" So I said "Well, your mom is a cow, your dad is a goat, and you're an idiot!" He ran away crying. The girl said, "Thank you! I hate kids like him!" I walked away feeling good about myself.
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| 31 Jan 2013 11:23 AM
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I did it in front of my dog.
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| 31 Jan 2013 11:28 AM
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@22
What does that have anything to do with me?
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| 31 Jan 2013 11:34 AM
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@22
You're really stupid if you think that. The only thing that's worse than me is your imagination.
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| 31 Jan 2013 11:39 AM
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How come I never see you on the internet? Are you a chicken? No, a turkey? No, a duck? Oh! A penguin!
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| 31 Jan 2013 11:44 AM
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@22
What did that have to do with my post?
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| 31 Jan 2013 11:50 AM
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Why can't you just stop arguing with me and accept the fact that I'm better than you?
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| 31 Jan 2013 11:56 AM
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@22
Okay, what did you mean by that?
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| 31 Jan 2013 12:02 PM
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@22
You're stupid if you think that's even remotely funny.
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| 31 Jan 2013 12:06 PM
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I don't care because it doesn't make you any less stupid.
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| 31 Jan 2013 02:22 PM
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I hate you and everything you stand for. You are the worst person on this forum. You have no friends, nobody likes you, and you deserve to die.
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