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| 18 Mar 2012 11:48 PM
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It was about a man with a really, really long beard. His neighbor said "What do you use that for?"
He replied, "I use it to pick the teeth of my pet alligator."
And so he did.
He went to get his alligator, who was chained in the back yard, and pulled on its chain.
But he couldnt move it because the chain got caught in his beard.
So he tried to untie the knot but it got caught in his beard too.
He finally gave up, went inside his house, came back outside with a pair of scissors and cut himself free.
He went back inside his house, and heard the sound of screaming coming from down the street.
He ran out of his house and saw his neighbor lying on the ground with a hole in his stomach.
"What happened?" He asked
"I was sitting at my desk when all of a sudden this big, ugly green alligator jumped through my window, bit my stomach and knocked me out!"
The man ran home and told his wife what had happened.
She replied, "What is wrong with you? Why would you let your alligator jump through your neighbors window? What if he had broken something or knocked someone over?"
The man thought for a minute then said, "Well, maybe now he wont ask me why I have such a long beard anymore..."
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| 18 Mar 2012 11:49 PM
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Oh yeah, this is a great joke.
I love it.
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| 19 Mar 2012 05:36 AM
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@Supermario
Nope. The funniest joke I ever heard.
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| 19 Mar 2012 05:43 AM
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@Supermario
You just called me a noob.
And that is the second time you've called me a noob in less than ten minutes.
Now leave before I get my mom to call your mom and tell her that you're acting like a spoiled brat.
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