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| 05 Apr 2018 10:57 PM
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There's this guy named Bob. He had a cat named Fluffy.
He decided to get his cat microchip implanted, so if it got lost he would be able to find it.
So Bob and Fluffy went into the surgery room, and Bob was holding Fluffy.
They said, "Ok, we're gonna give you a little shot!"
Then they injected him with something, and Fluffy started convulsing. He turned red, and his eyes rolled back in his head.
Bob panicked, and he said, "WHAT THE HECK DID YOU GIVE HIM!"
The doctors reply, "Catnip."
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| 05 Apr 2018 11:01 PM
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I think the punchline is missing
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| 05 Apr 2018 11:03 PM
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Lmao, I forgot the end.
They said, "Ok, we're gonna give you a little shot!"
Then they injected him with something, and Fluffy started convulsing. He turned red, and his eyes rolled back in his head.
Bob panicked, and he said, "WHAT THE HECK DID YOU GIVE HIM?"
The doctors reply, "Catnip."
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