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| 13 Aug 2010 05:45 AM
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*Sits up*
I don't know what happened yesterday.
*Crawls out of the tent*
Where's the dog?
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| 13 Aug 2010 05:51 AM
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No, it can't be dead. I took care of it for over a month, and fed it every day!
He must be alive somewhere, or maybe he wandered off.
Where did you see it last?
Oh, wait, he can't be dead. He has to have been injured.
Where are you? Oh, come back here!
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| 13 Aug 2010 05:54 AM
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He was in my kitchen, then he ran into my bathroom and got stuck in the toilet.
Then I flushed him.
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| 13 Aug 2010 05:56 AM
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You killed him???
YOU FLUSHED HIM????
*Runs over to your house* WHERE IS HE???
*Sees toilet in action*
*Looks down* No! Don't do it!!
*Stops toilet* THERE YOU ARE!
*Picks up dog* Oh no, he's hurt.
*Crawls out of the house*
Where's the car?
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| 13 Aug 2010 06:01 AM
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*Walks out of the kitchen* *Sees table overturned and dishes scattered everywhere* What happened here?
*Walks over to sink* Oh no, not again!
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| 13 Aug 2010 06:04 AM
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I must've been asleep when it all went on. I just woke up, so you must be tired too.
*Looks around for a couch or chair*
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| 13 Aug 2010 06:05 AM
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There's some chairs in the living room.
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| 13 Aug 2010 06:08 AM
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*Walks into living room* Oohh, pretty pictures. Whoa, what's that?
*Walks over to TV and sits down*
*Turns it on*
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| 13 Aug 2010 06:18 AM
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That's just great. Now we're going to be stuck in this house forever!
*Runs over to kitchen window and looks outside*
We'll have to leave that way, but first we need something to climb out with.
*Looks down*
Wait, there's some extension cords right under us. *Takes out pocket knife and cuts the cords apart*
Let's climb out this way.
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| 13 Aug 2010 06:24 AM
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Of course we can! *Stands up on the chair and puts his foot through a hole*
*Pushes off and falls onto the extension cord* *Slides down the extension cord and falls outside* That was fun!
Oh, where'd the dog go?
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| 13 Aug 2010 06:29 AM
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It must be cold out here in the mountains. It's not like I can make a fire or anything. Oh, wait.
*Looks down at the extension cord*
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| 13 Aug 2010 06:31 AM
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What do you mean? You said that there was a power outage. This extension cord is still connected to something.
I'm sure it's safe.
*Walks over to car and climbs inside*
*Turns on radio*
Whoa, this is weird.
*Turns radio off*
*Turns car on*
*Starts driving*
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| 13 Aug 2010 06:35 AM
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*Turns on windshield wipers*
Wow, this isn't very good. The wipers are just going back and forth!
*Looks down at steering wheel* Oh no, what's that?
*A hand is grasping at the steering wheel*
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| 13 Aug 2010 06:39 AM
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Oh, yeah, right. *Puts hand on hand* Relax. We'll take it slow.
*Turns wheel*
*Drives into a tree*
*Car explodes*
*Dog screams*
*You scream*
*Doge screams*
*Everything dies*
*End*
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| 13 Aug 2010 06:42 AM
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I like to think that the dog had a name. I don't know why.
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| 13 Aug 2010 06:44 AM
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I guess he didn't really have one.
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