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| 13 Jan 2023 12:41 AM
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1. I am abducted by aliens.
2. I am taken to a mental hospital after telling my parents that I was talking to a dog.
3. I have a seizure and am rushed to the emergency room.
4. I accidentally poison myself with some weed killer and am rushed to the hospital.
5. I break my arm playing sports.
6. I go on a walk and step on a nail.
7. I get hit by a car on my way home from school.
8. I accidentally electrocute myself with a power cord.
9. I accidentally drown in my bath tub.
10. I am mauled by a bear.
11. I am eaten by a shark.
12. I am attacked by a grizzly bear.
13. I am eaten by an anaconda.
14. I am attacked and killed by a swarm of bees.
15. I am thrown off of a moving bus.
16. I am shot by a random stranger.
17. I am shot by a police officer.
18. I am stabbed by a homeless man.
19. I am dragged by a car as it runs me over.
20. I accidentally shoot myself in the head.
21. I slip and fall off a bridge, and no one sees me fall in.
22. I am decapitated by a chainsaw-wielding murderer.
23. A car suddenly swerves into the path of where I'm walking and kills me.
24. I get hit by a runaway shopping cart.
25. I am crushed to death when a 500 lb. safe falls on top of me.
26. My house is set on fire while I am still inside it.
27. I choke on some chicken bones that I swallowed.
28. I drown in a pool after trying to swim underwater for too long.
29. I fall and hit my head on the pavement.
30. A plane crashes into the school I'm at.
31. I am crushed under the weight of a collapsing skyscraper.
32. I eat a poisoned hamburger from McDonald's.
33. I drink bleach in an attempt to commit suicide.
34. I choke on my own vomit.
35. I choke to death on a piece of apple.
36. I get stabbed by a homeless guy.
37. I get shot by a random stranger.
38. I fall in front of a moving train.
39. A tornado picks up my car and tosses it out a cliff.
40. I go outside without a jacket and catch a cold.
41. I get sick with the stomach flu and die of dehydration.
42. I choke on a piece of steak.
43. I get in a car accident.
44. I slip and fall on a wet floor, break my neck, and die.
45. I get shot in the chest by a jealous boyfriend.
46. I trip and fall down some stairs and hit my head.
47. My lungs collapse while I'm sleeping.
48. I get stabbed by a serial killer.
49. I choke on a chicken bone.
50. I get hit by a car.
51. I get kidnapped and never seen again.
52. I have a massive heart attack and drop dead.
53. I get my foot cut off by a runaway lawnmower.
54. I accidentally shoot myself in the leg.
55. I am stabbed by a group of children.
56. I fall asleep at the wheel and crash into a tree.
57. I step on a land mine.
58. I slip on a banana peel and hit my head on concrete.
59. I accidentally put bleach in my coffee.
60. I trip over a rock and sprain my ankle.
61. I trip over a tree branch and smash my face into the ground.
62. I drink a glass of lemon juice that had rat poison in it.
63. A piece of drywall falls on top of me at a construction site.
64. A bus runs over my foot.
65. I trip and hit my head on a table corner.
66. I slip on a grape and fall down some stairs.
67. A brick wall suddenly collapses on top of me.
68. A car runs over my arm.
69. I accidentally cut off part of my finger with a pair of scissors.
70. I step on a Lego brick and break my foot.
71. I swallow a piece of plastic while eating.
72. I choke on a piece of steak.
73. I get poisoned by the toxic fumes of a chemical spill.
74. I get hit by a car and end up in a coma.
75. I choke on a peanut.
76. I choke to death on a piece of chicken.
77. I accidentally swallow a pen cap.
78. I accidentally swallow an apple seed and get cancer.
79. I die of starvation in an attempt to commit suicide.
80. I am arrested for murder.
81. I am arrested for grand theft auto.
82. I am arrested for possession of an illegal substance.
83. I am arrested for attempted murder.
84. I am arrested for selling illegal substances.
85. I am arrested for selling stolen goods.
86. I am arrested for assault.
87. I am arrested for manslaughter.
88. I am arrested for stealing a vehicle.
89. I am arrested for drunk driving.
90. I am arrested for fraud.
91. I am arrested for arson.
92. I am arrested for breaking and entering.
93. I am arrested for kidnapping.
94. I am arrested for perjury.
95. I am arrested for larceny.
96. I am arrested for tax evasion.
97. I am arrested for obstruction of justice.
98. I am arrested for indecent exposure.
99. I am arrested for harassment.
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| 13 Jan 2023 12:42 AM
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Oh god this is bad
I'm screwed.
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| 13 Jan 2023 12:43 AM
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I get kidnapped and never seen again.
lmao
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| 13 Jan 2023 12:45 AM
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I don't live in the US but I do live on the West Coast and it's the middle of summer right now so chances are I'll die of dehydration if that happens.
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| 13 Jan 2023 12:46 AM
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But if it was in the winter then there'd be a good chance of me getting shot by a random stranger.
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