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| 21 Aug 2015 11:39 PM
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I heard this one once, but it's a bit inappropriate:
A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see a sign that says: "Nude dancing $5".
The rabbi asks the priest: "What is nude dancing?" The priest replies: "You have to go inside and ask". So the rabbi goes in and sees a guy behind a counter who says: "Welcome. You can have your pick of any girl or woman here. Just make yourself comfortable and choose one." The rabbi asks: "Where are they?" The guy points to the back of the bar. The rabbi walks up there and he sees a couple of guys having a good time with their friends.
The rabbi walks up and asks: "Do you mind if I join you guys?" The guys reply: "Sure, come on in", so he sits down and starts laughing and having a good time with them. One of the guys leans over and whispers in his ear: "Can I tell you something? They're not girls or women, they're just mice! They're all mice, nothing else!"
So the rabbi gets up and heads back to the front desk where the guy is still standing. "Is it okay if I try the nude dancing?" He asks the guy. The guy replies: "Of course!" The rabbi then asks: "How much do I have to pay?" And the guy replies: "$5, of course!"
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| 21 Aug 2015 11:40 PM
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this joke is funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VJ9N2lQzrI
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| 21 Aug 2015 11:41 PM
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>inappropriate
>inappropriate joke
what
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| 21 Aug 2015 11:42 PM
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Oh, sorry. Just ignore my last post.
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