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| 16 Mar 2015 04:37 AM
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1: Killed by the FBI.
2: Drowns in the ocean.
3: Drowns in a bathtub.
4: Gets shot to death by some random stranger.
5: Dies of cancer.
6: Eaten by a bear.
7: Eaten by a lion.
8: Killed by a rabid dog.
9: Kills himself.
0: Killed by a rabid dog.
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| 16 Mar 2015 04:38 AM
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I think I'm going to just die from a bear. Okay. Good.
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| 16 Mar 2015 04:40 AM
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"Killed by a rabid dog."
Oh. Shit.
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| 16 Mar 2015 04:43 AM
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How'd I die? By a rabid dog?
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| 16 Mar 2015 04:46 AM
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But no! I'll kill myself tomorrow instead!
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| 16 Mar 2015 04:49 AM
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Why can't I die tomorrow? Why must I wait? I hate waiting.
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| 16 Mar 2015 04:52 AM
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Okay, I'm going to stop talking about this.
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| 16 Mar 2015 04:56 AM
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I have nothing else to say...
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| 16 Mar 2015 04:59 AM
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It's been like an hour since this was posted and I'm still making posts about my death.
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| 16 Mar 2015 05:02 AM
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I think I should go to bed now.
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