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| 30 Jul 2011 06:36 PM
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I am a noob.
And I'm not dead yet.
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| 30 Jul 2011 06:37 PM
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Oh crap...
*Noob comes back to life*
THE END
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| 30 Jul 2011 06:38 PM
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Then I stab myself. And die again.
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| 30 Jul 2011 06:39 PM
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*Noob is now a zombie*
*Zombie eats my head*
THE END
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| 30 Jul 2011 06:40 PM
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Then I throw a knife at you and die again.
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| 30 Jul 2011 06:41 PM
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*Knives misses my head and hits my foot*
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| 30 Jul 2011 06:44 PM
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*Guns misses my head and hits my foot*
*My foot dies, I jump up in the air and land on the ground and all my body parts fly off*
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| 30 Jul 2011 06:45 PM
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You can't kill me that easy! Then I cut my hand to get blood. And then I eat your flesh. And then you're dead.
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| 30 Jul 2011 06:48 PM
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*Blood is poisonous*
*Eating my flesh makes you sick*
*Your body dies*
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| 30 Jul 2011 06:49 PM
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I am not poisoned because I am immortal. And I have no health to lose.
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| 30 Jul 2011 06:50 PM
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*Your body dies*
*Your soul goes to hell*
HELLPRAISE
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| 30 Jul 2011 06:54 PM
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I'm still alive! Then I use a time machine to go back in the past, and I kill all of you before you are born.
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| 30 Jul 2011 06:56 PM
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*Time Machine breaks*
*Time travel is impossible*
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| 30 Jul 2011 06:59 PM
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I have no health left. Then I shoot myself with my own gun and I kill myself.
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| 30 Jul 2011 07:00 PM
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*Guns is not strong enough to kill someone who has no health*
*Guns fires and misses and hits your hand which was already dead*
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