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| 13 Feb 2016 08:15 PM
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i don't have a crush so im out of here
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| 13 Feb 2016 08:17 PM
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You are now on the news for stalking your crush
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| 13 Feb 2016 08:18 PM
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and i am also charged with the murder of my brother
what do i do now
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| 13 Feb 2016 08:19 PM
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no u become the next jason bourne
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| 13 Feb 2016 08:20 PM
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And what's with the Jason Bourne thing
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| 13 Feb 2016 08:21 PM
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idk
its just that u look like him
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| 13 Feb 2016 08:25 PM
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Ok so I go off and kill the president.
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| 13 Feb 2016 08:26 PM
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u killed ur own brother
wtf is wrong with you
no need to kill the president
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| 13 Feb 2016 08:27 PM
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Ok so I just go back to my house, eat ice cream and play some games
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| 13 Feb 2016 08:28 PM
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yes that sounds like a good idea
u should also tell your parents about how u are not in prison
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| 13 Feb 2016 08:30 PM
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and you're going to have to give a speech
at a party
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| 13 Feb 2016 08:31 PM
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So I guess I will give a speech at the party?
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| 13 Feb 2016 08:32 PM
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no
you can't give it
you are too scared
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| 13 Feb 2016 08:33 PM
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Okay then I say nothing and go home to eat more ice cream
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| 13 Feb 2016 08:34 PM
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you still have to give the speech
u need to talk about what you did
why you killed ur brother
why u killed ur crush's parents
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| 13 Feb 2016 08:35 PM
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Then I kill my self because I don't want to be known as a murderer. Then my family moves somewhere else, then I am adopted by another family. They call me something, like Jason or John.
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| 13 Feb 2016 08:36 PM
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good idea
now you're a normal kid
you've escaped all this craziness
but you still need to tell your parents about how you are not in prison
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| 13 Feb 2016 08:37 PM
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So I guess I tell them? Okay fine...then they send me back to jail anyway
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| 13 Feb 2016 08:38 PM
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no
they just let you go
because the police can't find you
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| 13 Feb 2016 08:39 PM
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Okay cool now I'm going to eat ice cream and play games again
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| 13 Feb 2016 08:41 PM
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Now my crush comes over to my house to talk to me, then we kiss
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| 13 Feb 2016 08:42 PM
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no she doesn't like u anymore
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| 13 Feb 2016 08:44 PM
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Then I go to the doctor to get a shot so I can fly
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| 13 Feb 2016 08:46 PM
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Then I use it to fly to the moon
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| 13 Feb 2016 08:49 PM
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yeah
you're not flying to the moon
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| 13 Feb 2016 08:50 PM
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Okay then I come back as a ghost, haunting the president and all other world leaders
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| 13 Feb 2016 08:51 PM
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u become a zombie
but the good kind of zombie
not the one that bites people
you just walk around the house and stare at stuff like a regular ghost
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