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| 11 Feb 2022 10:47 PM
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If you died and you are in heaven, you saw the most beautiful woman or man, ever.
You can't believe your eyes.
And then he/she comes up to you and says "Hey, what's your name?".
What do you say?
A) Hey, it's me! I'm the guy/girl who died and came back to life!
B) You're my biggest dream come true, let's go for a walk outside.
C) Um...Hi, what do you mean?
D) Hey, how 'bout I throw you off a building right now?
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| 11 Feb 2022 10:49 PM
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I don't know why I made this post. XD
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| 11 Feb 2022 10:55 PM
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I'll always remember that one time when I saw a girl on my street with a short skirt and legs like trees....so long, so beautiful, so...impossible.
She was walking on the sidewalk, talking to her friend.
I walked up to her and said "hey" and she turned around and stared at me with her blue eyes.
She said "hey"
I replied "hi"
She asked if I had something to ask her or anything because she was running late to her next destination.
I said "no" and she walked away.
I stood there staring at her as she got into the car and drove away.
It was the most amazing thing that has ever happened to me
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| 12 Feb 2022 07:25 AM
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I'm making a new one for OT.
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