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| 31 Dec 2014 06:46 PM
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You ask your dad to go to the store for a snack.
Your dad says "Sure thing" and gets into your old car
He comes back about 45 minutes later
When he opens the door, you see a giant bag of Funyuns. Your dad gives it to you. You ask him why he was out for so long.
He just smiles and tells you that he had to go to K-Mart to get your new car.
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| 01 Jan 2015 08:19 PM
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And then I heard a voice whisper in my ear...
"Your mom likes to drink"
I woke up. That was a dream.
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| 15 May 2015 06:13 AM
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i feel like i'm going to cry now
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| 15 May 2015 06:14 AM
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I laughed so hard I farted
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