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| 07 Apr 2012 01:09 AM
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I JUST GOT HOME FROM WORK
I STUCK TO THE LAMPPOST
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| 07 Apr 2012 01:12 AM
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I just got a text message from my boss.
He says I have to work overtime.
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| 07 Apr 2012 04:54 AM
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I just got home from work again.
I fell off the roof and landed on a car.
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| 08 Apr 2012 04:46 AM
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I got a call from my boss.
He asked me for a loan.
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| 08 Apr 2012 08:32 AM
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I just woke up.
I saw my dad's car in front of our house. He's going to get arrested, because he stole it.
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| 09 Apr 2012 10:20 AM
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I just went outside.
Someone threw a rock at my head.
I think it was my brother.
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| 09 Apr 2012 01:32 PM
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I'm in bed.
My pillow is so flat.
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| 09 Apr 2012 02:25 PM
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I just opened the fridge.
All my food had melted into a puddle of mush.
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| 09 Apr 2012 07:51 PM
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I just looked outside.
I saw my cat getting eaten by a bird.
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| 09 Apr 2012 10:56 PM
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I just woke up.
I found a dead dog next to me.
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| 10 Apr 2012 02:10 AM
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I just woke up again.
I just found out that I'm a monster.
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| 10 Apr 2012 04:41 AM
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I just woke up again.
I think someone's been playing with my sheets again.
They're all tangled up.
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| 10 Apr 2012 08:01 AM
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I went to get some water.
Someone stole it!
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| 10 Apr 2012 12:49 PM
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I just woke up again.
I went to take a shower, but my brother turned the hot water down really low.
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| 10 Apr 2012 10:12 PM
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I got home from work again.
I just saw a mouse run across my living room.
He was carrying my remote control.
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| 11 Apr 2012 12:21 AM
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I just woke up again.
I'm not going to work today, because it's raining.
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| 11 Apr 2012 02:33 AM
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I just woke up.
My computer has a virus and won't turn on.
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| 11 Apr 2012 11:40 AM
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I just got home from work again.
I got in a fight with my boss.
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| 11 Apr 2012 01:23 PM
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I just woke up again.
I saw my dog outside eating my homework.
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| 12 Apr 2012 02:49 AM
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I just woke up again.
Someone broke into our house while we were sleeping.
They stole my computer, TV, microwave, VCR and alarm clock.
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| 12 Apr 2012 04:41 AM
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I just went outside.
My brother pushed me into a bush.
Now I'm covered in leaves.
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| 12 Apr 2012 06:11 AM
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I just got home from work again.
I was fired for taking my break at the wrong time.
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| 12 Apr 2012 12:55 PM
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I just woke up.
I was attacked by a raccoon.
It took a bite out of my foot.
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| 12 Apr 2012 04:05 PM
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I just woke up again.
I found out that my cat died.
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| 12 Apr 2012 08:19 PM
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I just woke up again.
I fell asleep on the couch, so now it's all wrinkled.
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| 12 Apr 2012 10:38 PM
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I just went outside.
Someone stole my bike.
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| 13 Apr 2012 03:04 AM
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I just woke up.
I have a new headache.
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| 13 Apr 2012 08:55 AM
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I just went outside.
A car drove over my foot.
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| 13 Apr 2012 10:34 AM
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I just got home from work again.
My boss yelled at me for an hour.
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| 13 Apr 2012 01:55 PM
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I just woke up.
My mom is getting ready to take a bath.
She just put bubble bath in the water.
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| 13 Apr 2012 06:28 PM
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I just got home from work again.
I think someone was playing with the sprinklers.
All my clothes are soaked!
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| 13 Apr 2012 09:05 PM
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I just woke up again.
I'm not going to school today, because I don't have any clean clothes.
All my stuff is wet.
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