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| 21 Jun 2014 09:31 PM
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There was an old lady and her husband. Her husband died, and he didn't want to be buried in the earth. So he went to the bank and withdrew all his money. He bought a refrigerator and put his body inside it and he left it outside.
The old lady saw it and she went, "What is this?!" The bank manager came out and said, "That's your husband."
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| 21 Jun 2014 09:32 PM
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I have another one!
A man was walking through the woods when he found a bottle. There was a genie in it and he granted him three wishes. The first wish was that his dog could talk. He blew on the dog and the dog says, "Hi." The second wish was that his housekeeper could talk. The housekeeper says, "Hi." His last wish was that his wife could talk. She says, "I'm a genie!"
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| 21 Jun 2014 09:34 PM
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Another one!
A guy was walking along the road and he saw a bird with a broken leg. He picked the bird up and carried it home. He nursed the bird back to health and let it go free again. A few months later, the guy got a letter in the mail. It was from the bird. It said, "Thank you for saving my life." It also had an address. He mailed the bird back the letter and put a note saying, "Thank you for the money!"
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| 21 Jun 2014 09:37 PM
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Another one!
Two guys were sitting there and they were talking about their wives. One guy says, "My wife makes me do all the work. My other guy says, "Don't listen to him. That's just what she wants you to think."
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| 21 Jun 2014 09:39 PM
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Last one I'll ever post!
There were three guys who worked on a farm. They were all good friends and they would walk together after work. One day they found a snake. They killed it, cut off its head and threw it in the river. The next day they passed by that area and saw a snake again. They killed it, cut off its head and threw it in the river. The next day they did it again. The third day, when they got home, the police came to their house. They asked the guys, "What happened last night? We found three dead bodies near the river with no heads." They said, "Well, we found this snake last week and we killed it. Then we threw it in the river and it grew back a head, so we had to kill it again. And we threw it back in the river. Yesterday we killed it again and threw it back in the river, but today, when we walked by that area, it was gone!"
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