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| 01 Aug 2010 09:19 AM
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Tell everybody. Then I will be the first to die.
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| 01 Aug 2010 09:20 AM
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You will be the second to die, because the meaning of life is to make a new Rubix cube every day.
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| 01 Aug 2010 09:24 AM
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And then you'll be the third to die because there's no way to put the pieces back in the box after the box has been broken.
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| 01 Aug 2010 09:25 AM
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*Sends message to the Internet*
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| 01 Aug 2010 09:26 AM
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The internet will not be able to store such information without being corrupted. Also, the computer would be blown up.
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| 01 Aug 2010 09:28 AM
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The librarians will find out.
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| 01 Aug 2010 09:29 AM
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*Shuts down library power supply*
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| 01 Aug 2010 09:33 AM
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*Sends message to the Universe*
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| 01 Aug 2010 09:34 AM
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And then the universe will collapse.
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| 01 Aug 2010 09:35 AM
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*Sends message to the multiverse*
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| 01 Aug 2010 09:36 AM
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Then you're stuck with no more universes to send messages to.
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| 01 Aug 2010 09:39 AM
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But then a bunch of people who are also living in this multiverse will find you and then they'll find out.
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| 01 Aug 2010 09:40 AM
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*Goes back to my house, where I have hidden all my stuff*
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| 01 Aug 2010 09:41 AM
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Well, your neighbors will find it.
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| 01 Aug 2010 09:45 AM
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Well, the Martians will find out. And the universe will collapse again.
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| 01 Aug 2010 09:50 AM
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Then you'll die... oh wait, you already did that.
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| 01 Aug 2010 09:52 AM
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*Sends message to the end of time*
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| 01 Aug 2010 09:54 AM
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Nope. It's not possible to send messages to the end of time because time doesn't exist at the end of time.
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| 01 Aug 2010 09:55 AM
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*Sends message to the beginning of time*
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| 01 Aug 2010 09:57 AM
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Then there'd be no time for the message to arrive yet, so you're stuck in a paradox.
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| 01 Aug 2010 09:59 AM
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*Sends message to the end of space*
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| 01 Aug 2010 10:01 AM
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*Sends message to the beginning of space*
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| 01 Aug 2010 10:02 AM
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Then there'd be no space for the message to arrive yet, so you're stuck in another paradox.
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