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| 16 Jul 2012 04:38 AM
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So, there was a thing called the universe. It exploded out of a giant egg that was floating in space for billions of years before the big bang happened. The universe then began to expand and contract rapidly creating many planets. On one of these planets, there were two beings called Adam and Eve. They decided to have children and the first human was born named Bob. Then after thousands of years, God died and his wife took over. She then made everything work out for everyone except for people who liked pineapple on their pizza.
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| 16 Jul 2012 04:44 AM
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Oh, but then the dinosaurs came and they ate god.
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| 16 Jul 2012 04:47 AM
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*Looks around*
I'm not sure you're right...
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| 16 Jul 2012 10:06 AM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xw3uTjQc5I
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