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05 Dec 2009 04:04 PM
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I am a robot
I have been turned into a robot by the robotizer and I have lost my human abilities. I can only talk about robots, so I will now tell you a secret. I love to talk about robots. So much. I will now tell you about me. My name is Robot Bob. I have 2 friends, Robot Dan and Robot Matt. I live in a robot house with them. It has everything for robots. All robots like me come to live there. You do not want to see this place. It would make you sad. It would ruin your robot life. No robots in it are very happy. They are all very sad. I never get any sleep at night. Robots never need to sleep, but I still do. I just don't sleep. I lie down, but I do not close my eyes. I stare into space thinking about the sadness of robots. I stay awake forever. Robots never need to eat, but I still do. Robots never have to drink water, but I still drink water. Water is important to keep robots alive.
I never have fun. There is no fun in being a robot. Robots are meant to work. Robots work hard. Robots work for hours and hours. Robots work until they drop dead on the ground. Robots do not get mad. Robots do not get sad. Robots do not smile. Robots do not laugh. Robots do not cry. Robots do not hug. Robots do not even talk. Robots do not make faces. Robots do not have friends. Robots do not have families. Robots do not have dogs or cats. Robots do not listen to music or watch movies. Robots do not play video games. Robots do not play with balls. Robots do not play with trains. Robots do not go to parties or weddings. Robots do not go on vacation trips. Robots do not even go outside of their houses. Robots do not do anything fun. There is nothing for robots to do. Robots only know how to work.
I like to think about what it was like before I became a robot. Before I was a robot, my name was Bob. I lived in a human house with my human family. My mom was human, my dad was human, and my brother was human. We were all humans. We had a lot of human fun together. My mom cooked human food for us every day, breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Then we would sit down as a family, all humans, and eat our human food. We were all happy. My dog was happy too. My dog was a dog, not a robot. But he was a very smart dog. He could understand what we were saying. He knew that he was not a robot. We were all very happy. My mom was human, my dad was human, my brother was human, I was human, and my dog was human. We were all humans together.
I will never become human again. I will always be a robot. I am now going back to my robot life. The human life is over. My human life is over. This is how it happened. This is how I became a robot. This is the story.
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05 Dec 2009 04:06 PM
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The ending sucked. It would've been better if you ended by making him cry. :3
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05 Dec 2009 04:08 PM
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@TheEvilMattz5974
It's supposed to make people sad. And I said I wouldn't go back to my robot life again. I said I liked the human life better.
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