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| 18 Apr 2020 02:08 PM
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It said, "Dear Mr. Salad, we know you are a good cook."
So I wrote back and said, "I know you are a good leader."
And then it said, "But we can't have both."
I'm not sure what to do now.
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| 18 Apr 2020 02:10 PM
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I don't want to have just a good cook or a good leader.
What can I do?
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| 18 Apr 2020 02:11 PM
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I'd say eat the letter and send them a copy of the Constitution
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| 18 Apr 2020 02:12 PM
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The only problem is that my wife will read it before I get a chance.
And if she finds out that there was some kind of flirtation with another man, she'll kill me.
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| 18 Apr 2020 02:15 PM
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Well, you could take it to a doctor and see if they can reverse the effect of the letter.
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| 18 Apr 2020 02:28 PM
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I was afraid of that. What other choices do I have?
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