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| 18 Mar 2013 03:42 PM
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'Will beat anyone for free'
*window closes*
*sees another window*
*opens*
*A guy walks in, wearing a suit. A fedora sits on his head*
*looks at the door, still open*
*sees another guy walk in*
'Hello'
*the second guy points at me*
'I'll take him.. he's a little old and weak.'
*sees a guy walk outside with a suit on and a fedora on his head*
The first guy asks:
'Do you want to be beaten?'
I ask 'Why do you need a man to beat another man?'
'It's the only way they can pay their debt'
I reply: 'Do you need me to be beaten?'
'Yes'
So now I walk out of the house with a fedora on my head, while the two people discuss what I'm doing.
'He just wants to be beaten' says the first person
'Oh.' Replies the other
A few days later, I get beaten by the same two people and then taken to a hotel room. There are three rooms in total. One is with a bed, TV and stuff, and that's where I am, and then there are two rooms with TVs and beds, but no stuff. I think they might have been rooms for the prostitutes. (Or maybe they're just rooms with a bed and a TV in them, like this one.) So I'm in this room by myself and the door is closed, so I can't see anything.
After about twenty minutes, the first person opens the door and says: 'Come on. We're getting ready to go'
I ask: 'Go where?'
'To the next job'
I reply: 'Alright.'
Then, we all drive over to the bank.
Once we arrive, we enter the bank and one of the people says: "Hey! Give me your money!"
They all begin throwing money at each other until their pockets are completely empty. Then they take off the hats and masks and reveal themselves as the bank employees. The second guy explains what's going on and the first guy laughs and asks if we have any questions before closing the door behind us
I say:
'Can you give me my hat back please?'
We walk home and the first guy gives me my hat back and he said: 'Don't worry, you don't need it anymore.'
I replied: 'But I do, because I like it.'
He shrugged and took out his wallet, which I then took from him and gave it back to him
I said: 'Thank you. It was good to have met you.'
He replies: 'Yeah. You too.'
I thank him again and we part ways. He walks into his house and I walk into mine. Now I'm a new man, with a new fedora on my head.
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| 18 Mar 2013 03:46 PM
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*puts fedora on head*
The end!
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