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| 02 Sep 2013 03:10 PM
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i remember a few years ago, there was this kid who had a crush on a girl.
the girl said that she would go out with him if he got rid of his acne
so one day, the kid went to the grocery store and bought a bottle of bleach,
then rubbed it all over his face until his skin started peeling off
then he walked up to the girl and asked her "will you go out with me now?"
and the girl said yes
after the date, they were walking home from school, and then the girl saw some kids and asked "what's up with your face? are you sick?"
to which the kid replied "no, i'm not sick, i just got my face bleached"
and the girl asked "why did you get your face bleached?" and the kid told her about the girl and his plan
to which the girl said "that was such a stupid thing to do!"
then she told him that she didn't want to go out with him anymore
and the kid got angry and pushed the girl into a puddle of water
the girl tried to get back up but slipped and fell face first into the puddle
she ended up soaking her hair, face, and clothes in the muddy water
then she yelled at the kid "you stupid jerk! why did you have to do that?"
and the kid said "i know, i'm sorry...but...can you still go out with me?"
to which the girl said "yes"
then the girl kissed the kid on the cheek
and that's how the kid got a crush on the girl
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