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| 13 Jan 2018 08:11 PM
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and you need to go to the bathroom. There is a light switch, but it's far away and you can't reach it.
What do?
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| 13 Jan 2018 08:18 PM
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Get out of bed, use the light switch and pee.
I like to eat apples.
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| 13 Jan 2018 08:19 PM
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"Get out of bed, use the light switch and pee."
No, you don't have time to get out of bed and use the light switch. You're going to pee on yourself.
You only have two options:
A) Pee into your cupped hands
B) Use the flashlight on your phone
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| 13 Jan 2018 08:22 PM
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A because B will kill me.
I like to eat apples.
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| 13 Jan 2018 08:24 PM
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"Use A."
So you're going to pee into your hands? Okay.
You successfully manage to do this with no mess but your hands smell like pee and are wet.
"Okay, now what?"
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| 13 Jan 2018 08:27 PM
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I guess I need to wash my hands.
Then I'll go back to sleep.
I like to eat apples.
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| 13 Jan 2018 08:28 PM
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"Then I'll go back to sleep."
You look around for a sink. There isn't one in this bedroom and you're too lazy to search for one.
So you walk back to your bed, get under the sheets, and fall asleep.
But before you can sleep, you hear a voice whispering in your ear: "WAKE UP!"
The next time you wake up you're lying on a cot, in a dungeon. You have your clothes are still on, but they're dirty and torn apart.
There's a torch on the wall and two figures stand in front of it. One is a man wearing a red cape, he has long dark hair and wears black leather armor.
The other one looks like a woman but there's a horn growing out of her forehead. She's wearing a shaggy brown fur vest over a bikini made of animal hide.
She is holding a whip and has a spear in her right hand. Her left hand is resting on her hip.
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| 13 Jan 2018 08:31 PM
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"Okay then..."
The figure with a horn says, "Well, hello there! It sure has been awhile since we've last seen you!"
"I don't remember you..."
"We met before when I was trying to kill you."
"Are you kidding me?"
"Nope."
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| 13 Jan 2018 08:34 PM
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"I need to go back home!"
"You can't leave, sorry. We need you for something important. This is where we will be keeping you forever."
"What do you want from me? Why do you even keep me here in the first place? What do you plan on doing to me?"
She starts to laugh and the man with a horn joins in.
"Ah, we're going to take your soul so we can rule the world."
"Get out."
She just laughs some more.
"Oh no, please tell me you didn't say that again!"
"What's it gonna take for you guys to leave me alone?"
She speaks up, "I'm afraid you're not getting away this time, young man."
"I don't know what you're talking about but if you don't get out of my face right now I'm going to make you regret ever trying to hurt me."
He tries to interrupt her by saying, "Him. I mean him, he's the one who killed our parents. And we're going to make him pay!"
She gives him a slap across his face, "Shut up! Don't interrupt me when I'm talking! Listen, kid, we are going to turn this world into a living hell. You better pray that we spare you."
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| 13 Jan 2018 08:36 PM
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Run.
I like to eat apples.
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| 13 Jan 2018 08:38 PM
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"You try to run and I'll kill you myself, I promise."
She is holding a whip in her hand and you see that she has scars on her back from being whipped before.
"Hey, if you're going to whip me then why did you give me clothes? You could've just left me naked."
"That's because I didn't want to give you a reason to resist us. You see, we are here for your soul, not your body."
"Why are you even doing this?"
"We have been planning this for centuries, and we can't let it go to waste now."
"Are you guys serious right now?"
"Yes, we are very serious. Now get on the bed so we can begin!"
The man with a horn grabs you by the arm and you struggle against his grip, but he is too strong.
You try to break free but he throws you onto the bed, face down. He pins you down with his full weight, holding your hands behind your back with his legs and uses a chain to tie your feet together.
He holds your head down with his forearm and ties another chain around your neck. He does all of this while the woman watches him from a distance. The torch on the wall casts long shadows on both of them as they work on you.
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| 13 Jan 2018 08:41 PM
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"I'm sorry, but no thanks. I don't want to die like this. No offense but if I had a choice between dying by being whipped or being stabbed in the stomach I'd rather choose stabbing."
The woman's eyes widen as she looks at you with disbelief. Her mouth opens slightly before she starts to laugh.
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| 13 Jan 2018 08:44 PM
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"This isn't funny, lady."
She stops laughing and says, "I know. But it's hard not to laugh at how stupid you are. You must be an idiot if you think that we would ever hurt you like that."
"Then why did you whip yourself?"
The man answers, "Because we need to scare people into believing that we have control over them."
"So...you just whip each other?"
"We do whatever we can to show our power. We don't care about hurting ourselves because we know we will get better soon."
"You guys are messed up!"
They both start to laugh again, and this time they aren't alone. The other people in the dungeon join in too, laughing at your expense.
"Stop laughing!" You yell.
They stop laughing and look at you seriously. They walk towards you, ready to strike.
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| 13 Jan 2018 08:47 PM
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*Shoots them both with a gun I magically find.*
Then I teleport away.
I like to eat apples.
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