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| 17 Dec 2017 08:23 PM
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I like "A man walks into a bar and asks for 6 beers. He's charged 30 dollars. The man says, 'You must be new here! We charge 5 dollars a beer in this bar!'. The bartender replies with, 'Sorry sir, but we are having a sale on bottles of beer today. For 30 dollars you can buy 6 of them.'" Haha.
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| 17 Dec 2017 08:26 PM
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An old man died and went to heaven. God asked him: "Did you believe in Jesus?" The old man said "Yes". God took him by the hand and led him down to the gates of hell. There was a huge line of people waiting to get inside. As they got closer, the man saw all the people in front of him. They were mostly church people he recognized from his past. As soon as they reached the end of the line, one of the Devil's assistants stepped up and said "Oh, it's you! You can go straight in." So, the old man stepped inside. Then God asked him, "Why did you believe in Jesus?" The man replied, "Because I didn't want to be around those people."
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| 17 Dec 2017 08:35 PM
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how many windows do you have on your pc
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| 17 Dec 2017 08:36 PM
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@Gman
I don't know... Probably like 30. :P
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| 17 Dec 2017 08:37 PM
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no its 2 more than your age
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| 17 Dec 2017 08:43 PM
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how many windows do you have on your pc
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you're thinking about me, aren't you? *blushes*
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| 17 Dec 2017 08:47 PM
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I don't know how many windows I have. I can only tell you that I have one window open right now. Which is the forum. ;)
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| 17 Dec 2017 08:55 PM
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how many windows do you have on your pc
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I am currently using the Chrome browser. I have my windows opened as tabs and I can see them all in the title bar.
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| 18 Dec 2017 01:50 AM
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That's a good way to organize it.
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