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| 18 Jul 2021 02:16 PM
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And when I was checking out, the cashier said, "Have a nice day!" And I said, "No thanks, I hate you." And then she asked me if I had a receipt. And I said no, and she told me that she could not give me a refund without it. And so I grabbed her by the hair and pulled her off of her seat and smacked her in the face with her own keyboard. And then everyone started screaming, but I didn't care because I hate them too.
So then I just left and kept walking around Walmart until I got hungry, and then I saw some hot dogs, so I ate one. Then another. Then I saw some candy and bought some. And then I saw some chips and bought more. And then I saw some soda and bought even more! But then my wallet ran out of money, and I couldn't buy anything else, and I felt sad inside. So I put all my stuff back, and then I started crying, and I ran home.
But I was still pretty hungry, so I decided to eat my hot dog, and my candy, and my chips, and my soda. And then I threw up all over my living room, and I had to clean it up, but then I felt good again. And then I took a shower, and then I went to bed and slept until morning.
And now I'm here telling you this story, and I hope you enjoyed it.
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| 18 Jul 2021 02:20 PM
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No thanks, I hate you.
That made me laugh.
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| 18 Jul 2021 02:21 PM
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"and i felt good again."
oh no
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