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| 05 Aug 2012 08:18 AM
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Because he couldn't afford a heater.
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| 05 Aug 2012 08:21 AM
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because she was too lazy to walk around.
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| 05 Aug 2012 08:22 AM
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What did one oyster say to another oyster
You're under my shell.
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| 05 Aug 2012 08:23 AM
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
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| 05 Aug 2012 08:25 AM
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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Because it wasn't a chicken.
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| 05 Aug 2012 08:26 AM
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Why did the man run across the street naked?
Because the clothes dryer broke and he had nowhere else to go.
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| 05 Aug 2012 08:28 AM
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Why was the chicken afraid of the microwave?
It knew that pop-corn wouldn't come out.
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| 05 Aug 2012 08:29 AM
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Why did the man fall off the cliff?
He tripped over his tie.
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| 05 Aug 2012 08:32 AM
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To see the other side.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Because he was stuck in traffic.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was getting tired of all those lame jokes.
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| 05 Aug 2012 08:33 AM
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Why was the dog chasing the cat?
The dog wanted the cat's milkshake.
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| 05 Aug 2012 08:35 AM
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
He had a fear of flying.
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| 05 Aug 2012 08:37 AM
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. (again)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To show up your stupid jokes.
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| 05 Aug 2012 08:40 AM
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Why did the dog run into the house?
Because his doggy door broke and he had nowhere else to go.
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| 05 Aug 2012 08:41 AM
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because she was a chicken and chickens cross roads.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Because chickens don't cross roads, that's what cows do.
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| 05 Aug 2012 08:44 AM
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To see the other side.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Because he was stuck in traffic.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was getting tired of all those lame jokes.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he was on drugs.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he had a fear of flying.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
So he could buy a car.
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| 05 Aug 2012 08:45 AM
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Why did the man hit himself with a hammer?
He was trying to kill a mosquito.
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| 05 Aug 2012 08:47 AM
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to see the world.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Because he was too stupid to know there was an ocean next to him.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he had a fear of flying.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Because he was already dead.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he was a chicken and chickens cross roads.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Because he was a duck, and ducks don't cross roads.
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| 05 Aug 2012 08:49 AM
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Because he was stuck in traffic.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was getting tired of all those lame jokes.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he was on drugs.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he had a fear of flying.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
So he could buy a car.
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| 05 Aug 2012 08:52 AM
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to see the world.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Because he was too stupid to know there was an ocean next to him.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he had a fear of flying.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Because he was already dead.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he was a chicken and chickens cross roads.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Because he was a duck, and ducks don't cross roads. (Again)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
So he could buy a car.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he was on drugs.
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| 05 Aug 2012 08:56 AM
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he was getting tired of all those lame jokes.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Because chickens don't cross roads that's what cows do.
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| 05 Aug 2012 10:22 AM
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Why did the man go to the hospital?
He ran into a fence.
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