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| 16 Feb 2016 07:30 AM
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And I met his sister, and we had a good time. :)
She was in her room dancing when I entered, so I thought she wouldn't notice me. But then, as soon as she saw me, she told her brother who said "Oh" and closed the door with his foot.
I sat down on the couch and watched TV, but suddenly I felt something in my crotch. When I looked down, I realized it was her hand...
I was surprised at first because I didn't think she knew how much I liked her, but then I felt really happy and started to feel nervous.
When the TV show ended, I said goodbye to her brother and walked back home. As I was walking, I started getting hard, which made me stop and touch myself. Soon, I had an orgasm and got even more aroused than before. After that, I found out I wasn't wearing pants or underwear! I started running home because I was scared of being arrested for indecent exposure, but when I got there, I realized I hadn't taken any off!
How could I have been such a fool?! I'll never do anything like this again!!!
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| 16 Feb 2016 07:34 AM
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tl;dr
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| 16 Feb 2016 07:39 AM
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What do you mean tl;dr? It's short for too long didn't read.
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| 16 Feb 2016 07:41 AM
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i meant tl;dr in another meaning
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| 16 Feb 2016 07:43 AM
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i meant TL;DR in another meaning
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| 16 Feb 2016 08:18 AM
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Why are you repeating yourself? You must be an idiot if you can't tell the difference between two different words.
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| 16 Feb 2016 08:20 AM
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"i meant TL;DR in another meaning"
TL;DR is a shortened version of 'too long; didn't read'.
I meant another meaning.
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| 16 Feb 2016 08:22 AM
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tl;dr is a shortened version of 'too long; didn't read'. I meant another meaning.
i'm not an idiot
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| 17 Feb 2016 02:16 AM
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Lol, you're an idiot. You don't know what "meaning" means. You just typed a bunch of random words to make it seem like you had something good to say. If you did, then why did you have to repeat yourself so many times?
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| 17 Feb 2016 03:36 AM
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no you're an idiot
i used 'meaning' in its correct sense (the meaning of a word or phrase)
and i didn't need to repeat myself because my second post contained everything necessary for understanding
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| 17 Feb 2016 03:37 AM
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What's wrong with using the correct sense? Why would you want to use a different meaning when you can use the right one? And what are you talking about with your "correct sense"? It doesn't make any sense at all! I'm not going to argue with someone who doesn't know how to use proper grammar.
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| 17 Feb 2016 03:40 AM
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your statement was completely devoid of any grammatical structure.
if you could get a single sentence out of that mess of words without making it sound like the ramblings of a lunatic, then congratulations to you.
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| 17 Feb 2016 03:43 AM
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I don't see why that would be so hard. I have no problem writing sentences, even in my sleep. Maybe I should try sleeping while standing up next time.
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| 17 Feb 2016 03:45 AM
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i don't see why that would be so hard. i have no problem writing sentences, even in my sleep. maybe i should try sleeping while standing up next time. [/sarcasm]
lol'd so hard
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| 17 Feb 2016 06:36 AM
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Wow, you're really trying hard to make me mad. I'm going to ignore what you've said because it's just not worth getting worked up about. Let's move on to something else.
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| 17 Feb 2016 06:38 AM
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no
i want to argue with you
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| 17 Feb 2016 09:29 AM
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Oh... alright then. But before we start arguing, I think we should talk about something a little more interesting first.
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| 17 Feb 2016 11:58 AM
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what?
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| 17 Feb 2016 02:59 PM
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Something that interests us both...
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| 17 Feb 2016 03:01 PM
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but i don't even know you.
i'd rather argue with you.
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| 17 Feb 2016 08:15 PM
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Then why did you say "Alright" if you didn't even know me?
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| 17 Feb 2016 08:19 PM
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because it was just an excuse for me to say 'alright'
and not because of any actual meaning
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| 19 Feb 2016 06:21 AM
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What are you talking about? How could anything have any meaning if you just made up a bunch of words for no reason?
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| 20 Feb 2016 06:08 AM
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it's because we're arguing
we can't understand each other when we're arguing
so we make up our own meanings
and then we say 'alright'
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| 20 Feb 2016 06:11 AM
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i'm sorry if i offended you
but i want to argue with you, and i don't care what anyone else says
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