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| 27 Jul 2014 01:35 AM
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I was playing in the pool with my friends today, and they were trying to push me underwater so they could make me fart. I'm afraid that if I ever do fart underwater then it will come out of my nose and I will be a laughing stock forever. What should I do?
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| 27 Jul 2014 01:37 AM
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Get them to go to your house.
Then fart and blame it on them.
You win.
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| 27 Jul 2014 01:38 AM
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idk maybe u should just not eat anything for awhile or dont drink soda
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| 27 Jul 2014 01:40 AM
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@IoderI - That's true! Maybe they can just jump up and down on the diving board to get themselves pumped up! Then I might not have to worry about this!
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| 27 Jul 2014 01:43 AM
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@IoderI - Well, I was playing with them and all of the sudden they started to push me in the water and try to hold my face underwater so I can fart. They said that if I don't then they'll do it again until I give in! What should I do?
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| 27 Jul 2014 01:46 AM
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@IoderI - So you're saying that if they don't leave me alone then they deserve to get beaten? Is that what you're getting at here?
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| 27 Jul 2014 01:47 AM
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@IoderI - Maybe if they are older than me then I should let it go because maybe they don't know any better.
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| 27 Jul 2014 01:48 AM
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@IoderI - Wait a second...They are probably younger than me! But still, why would they think that that is okay?
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| 27 Jul 2014 01:51 AM
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@IoderI - Well, the problem is that I might fart and it comes out of my nose. What am I supposed to do then? Everyone will just laugh at me!
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| 27 Jul 2014 01:54 AM
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@IoderI - Okay, maybe we can all make it so that this never happens again. You're right, I should be a leader and make sure this doesn't happen to anyone else.
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| 27 Jul 2014 01:56 AM
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@IoderI
I thought you were going to be my bro : (
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| 27 Jul 2014 01:57 AM
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@IoderI - So basically, I should let them get beaten up until they learn not to do this! It's true that they need to learn, but what if I'm also beaten up in the process?
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| 27 Jul 2014 02:03 AM
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@IoderI - Yeah, you're probably right! But still, what would happen if I fart underwater? What if I did and everyone starts laughing? That would just ruin everything!
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| 27 Jul 2014 02:07 AM
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@IoderI - Wow, so basically it is okay for me to let people get beat up as long as they don't make fun of me. So basically, I have a free pass to let people get beaten up now!
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| 27 Jul 2014 02:10 AM
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@IoderI - I see your point here. Maybe I should do something about this. But still, what if they do make fun of me again? Then I'll be forced to let them get beaten again, which isn't the most pleasant thing in the world.
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| 27 Jul 2014 02:14 AM
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@IoderI - Maybe if you're right then I could just try and ignore them when they start pushing me under water. That might work.
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| 27 Jul 2014 02:15 AM
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@IoderI - Okay, maybe we can just play basketball or something like that instead of doing what they want. Do you think that will work?
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