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| 12 Aug 2014 02:13 PM
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We're both boys, by the way.
Friend: "What if we were girls?"
Me: "...I guess we would still be friends."
Friend: "Oh yeah. We'd probably have kids by now."
Me: "Probably..."
Friend: "I think you would be a better mom than me."
Me: "Well I'm not sure about that...."
Friend: "I would be a terrible father."
Me: "...Yeah, I agree there."
Friend: "I mean, I can't even take care of myself."
Me: "Yeah, but sometimes I wonder about your fathering capabilities."
Friend: "You know what I don't really want to talk about anymore."
Me: "Well that's a shame."
Friend: "Sorry about that."
Me: "It's okay."
what the hell
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| 12 Aug 2014 02:15 PM
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i guess i am a terrible friend if i cant keep him interested in talking to me when he says something like this
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| 12 Aug 2014 02:17 PM
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lol
"Look, if you had brothers, you'd understand." | Follow me on Twitter: @TheEvilMattz5974
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| 12 Aug 2014 02:18 PM
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he's not really my brother, just a good friend
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