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| 14 Dec 2008 08:33 AM
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To get away from the fat man with the fork.
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| 14 Dec 2008 08:34 AM
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And that's how I lost my hand.
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| 14 Dec 2008 08:36 AM
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the chickens were crossing the road so that the pigs could eat them.
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| 14 Dec 2008 08:37 AM
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he crossed the road so he can get his chicken pox vaccine
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| 14 Dec 2008 08:40 AM
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well i got a lot more funny ones in my book so ill post em
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| 14 Dec 2008 08:47 AM
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the chicken crossed the road cause it saw all the other chickens doing it and it wanted to be cool :D
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| 14 Dec 2008 08:50 AM
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why did the duck go round the world?
to die!
when it came back it was a mallard.
why did the dog chase its tail?
because the cat chased it!
why did the pig fly over the moon?
beause they had no pork chops!
what did the turkey say on thanksgiving?
"i'll be home in a minute! im just going around the world!"
why did the chicken cross the road?
to get away from the farmer!
why did the chicken cross the road again?
to find some cheese!
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| 14 Dec 2008 08:51 AM
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To get away from the fat man with the fork.
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| 14 Dec 2008 08:55 AM
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why did the monkey cross the road?
to get to the other side :D
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| 14 Dec 2008 08:57 AM
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why did the monkey throw a banana at me?
cuz he ate the peanuts!
why did the pig eat a doughnut?
he diddn't like his bacon and eggs!
why did the boy eat his homework?
he wanted to go to school!
why did the duck go around the world?
to come back as a mallard!
why did the duck cross the road?
i don't know!
why did the cat cross the road?
he had four legs and was a mouse!
what did the bird do with his eggs?
he broke them all over!
why did the chicken cross the road again?
to see if the other side was good too!
why did the pig cross the road?
cuz there was no bacon on this side!
why did the cow eat its cabbage?
it had a cow!
why did the man drop his ice cream cone?
it got hot and melted!
why did the boy cross the road?
to find a better teacher!
why did the dog chase its tail?
the cat chased it!
why did the dog drink antifreeze?
his doctor gave him the prescription!
why did the farmer lose his horse?
because it took off!
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| 14 Dec 2008 08:59 AM
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Why did the duck cross the road?
He had a sore throat.
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| 14 Dec 2008 09:02 AM
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why did the dog chase his tail?
because the cat chssed it!
whay did the chicken cross the road?
because there were no chickens on that side of the road!
why did the cat sit on the fence?
because the rabbit was on the other side!
why did the farmer go round the world?
to die!
when he came back he was a farmer!
why did the cow eat a doughnut?
cuz he wanted to be a donut!
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| 14 Dec 2008 09:07 AM
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Why did the dog chase his tail?
Because the cat told him to.
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