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| 12 Oct 2012 05:01 PM
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"I'm not a brony but, I have watched it once. I like the show, but it's not my favorite."
"Ok, well then."
"But, if you're going to call me an 'idiot' for watching something, you're an idiot too for not watching something. Besides, even if you don't watch it, that doesn't give you the right to insult people who DO watch it. It just makes you look like the idiot for doing that."
"I'm not a brony but, I'm really not going to watch the show again"
"Ok, cool..."
"You know what? I don't care either way..."
"Oh yeah? Well you're still an idiot!"
"Why am I an idiot?"
"Because you watch a show and you're supposed to be an adult. You know that it's for children."
"HOWEVER, this show is also for adults. Some of the stuff in the show is adult related and meant for mature viewers. If you know ANYTHING about the show, you'll understand why it's also for adults."
"Well then, I guess I can't say anything about it because it IS for adults too... I mean, they even said that itself."
"Yep. That's why I like the show as much as I do, actually."
"I'm not a brony but, I'm not going to change my mind. I'm a grown man with a life, and I have no intentions to waste any time on a kids show."
"How would you know?"
"I don't watch kids shows. The only ones I watch are things like South Park or something like that."
"Well, you just told me that you've watched it. I think that makes you a 'former brony'"
"No, it doesn't. I'm just saying that I have watched it before."
"...Why are you watching a kids show anyway?"
"Because it has humor in it."
"Oh, I get it now. You're one of those people who think that 'humor' means 'swearing' and 'mature language', right? Those are two COMPLETELY different things."
"No, you're wrong. Those ARE mature."
"Those aren't mature. They're just two words that aren't allowed. They don't make a show mature. They make the show immature, if anything."
"Are you saying that 'kids shows' can't be mature? Because they CAN be."
"Well then, I'm an adult, so that makes the show for me too! So there!"
"What?"
"I'm a grown man, and I can watch whatever I want. That's what being a grown man is all about. The more immature the better."
"Huh... Ok, good for you. If that's your thing, then fine with me."
"You're the one who started this conversation, by insulting me because I'm watching something you don't like."
"Oh no, that's not true at all. I didn't even call you an idiot until YOU brought up being an adult. I was just telling you what the show is actually about."
"Yeah, well, you're just trying to get into my head. You're trying to get me to change my mind by making me think it's for idiots. But it isn't! It's a very good show!"
"Well, I don't see why you need to get so defensive over this..."
"That's because you have NO IDEA what you're talking about! You have no clue what the show is actually about, because you refuse to watch it yourself."
"Ok, just leave me alone now, please."
"No, I will NOT leave you alone. You called me an idiot. That means I'm going to call YOU an idiot if you insult ME again. See?"
"...I'm not insulting you. I never said anything against you. Just leave me alone. This is getting really annoying."
"You're not insulting me? Then why did you call me an idiot in the first place? Is there ANY reason for you to call me an idiot?"
"I'm sorry, ok? Now can we just end this conversation?"
"No. We can't end it unless you apologize and agree that you are an idiot for calling me one without any proof."
"But, I didn't even call you an idiot, you just made that up. And anyway, I'm not an idiot for thinking that watching a kids show is stupid. If you think that's 'idiotic', then you must be an idiot too."
"Oh, I am not an idiot at all. Why do you think I watch this show?"
"Because you like it?"
"Because I have better things to do with my time than watch kids shows. I have more important stuff to be doing."
"Oh yeah? And what are they? Please tell me."
"Well, I have stuff to be doing... But you probably wouldn't understand what those are."
"Hmm, so if I don't understand them, then you have no reason to make fun of me, right? Well, I don't understand your 'more important stuff' either, but that doesn't mean I'm making fun of you."
"Well, that makes sense. Just leave me alone now, please."
"No! I'm not leaving you alone until you admit that you're an idiot!"
"But I never said that..."
"Then why did you call me an idiot?"
"I didn't even call you one. I was just saying that it's stupid to watch kids shows."
"Right, but you're also calling ME an idiot by doing so. So you can't say that it's stupid to watch kids shows unless you're willing to admit that you're an idiot too."
"But I'm not an idiot."
"Yes, you are. You're just too stupid to realize it. You think that because you don't watch a show, that you can insult people who do. That makes you an idiot. Because you're being an idiot for saying that. See?"
"Yeah, yeah, whatever. You're wrong anyway. This is getting really annoying, ok? Now just leave me alone and quit harassing me."
"No, I'm NOT going to leave you alone. Unless you apologize, I will continue harassing you until you agree that you are an idiot."
"But I'm not an idiot!"
"Yes, you ARE an idiot. Stop insulting me."
"I never even insulted you! I never even called you anything!"
"Yeah, well, you're still an idiot."
"How am I an idiot?"
"Because you watch children's programming. That's why."
"It's not for children! It's for adults, too!"
"Right, but you're the one who said it was 'idiotic' to watch, right?"
"...Yeah..."
"So then, you are an idiot yourself. Right there. That's what makes you an idiot. Not watching a kids show, but calling someone else an idiot for doing so. So you ARE an idiot."
"Yeah, yeah, I understand now..."
"...So, are you going to stop harassing me now?"
"Only if you agree that you're an idiot, too."
"Well... Yeah. Fine, I'll admit that I'm an idiot."
"Good. Now I won't have to harass you anymore."
"Thank goodness..."
"So, do you think the show is stupid now?"
"No... But I won't watch it again, so that should be fine."
"Ok, cool. Thanks for talking to me, man. I hope this wasn't too hard on you. You probably don't even remember any of this, anyway."
"Probably not... Well, thanks for everything. I gotta go now. Bye."
"Bye."
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