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| 03 Aug 2015 07:40 PM
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to buy a box of cereal. as i was walking down the aisles, i saw the largest box of cereal that i had ever seen.
"look at this monster," i thought.
i took it off the shelf and looked at it more closely. i read the label: "box of cereal." i was intrigued.
"what is this?" i wondered aloud.
i took it home and tried to open it. there was no way to open it. i thought about it for a moment, then i realized what i needed to do: put the box in my mouth and eat it.
"but it's empty!" you might say. that doesn't matter. if i can't get to the cereal, then i am going to have to eat the box.
so i ate it. the cardboard felt really strange. it was tough to chew. but i continued. i eventually swallowed it and finished eating the box.
i woke up. i had been dreaming. i remembered that i had bought a box of cereal. i walked back down to the aisle where i had found it. the box wasn't there anymore. i didn't know how it had gotten back onto the shelf, but i knew that the box of cereal existed somewhere. i started searching the store. after many hours of fruitless searching, i finally found the box. as soon as i picked it up, it vanished. i ran back to the shelf, hoping it would still be there. when i arrived, it was gone. i knew that the box existed. so it must exist somewhere. where could it be? i spent many days searching for it. finally, after many years, i discovered the box in a warehouse. i took it home with me. as soon as i opened it, i saw that it was empty. i knew that the box had existed all along. but now it was gone forever. it was like the box of cereal had never even existed. the end.
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