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| 08 Nov 2014 04:57 AM
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is tell god that you are a muslim
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| 08 Nov 2014 04:58 AM
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the first thing i'll do is tell god i'm christian
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| 08 Nov 2014 05:00 AM
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the first thing i'll do is tell god i'm a vine
i am a mushroom, a vine, and a tree, but i'm not a creeper.
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| 08 Nov 2014 05:01 AM
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"the first thing i'll do is tell god i'm christian"
if there's a heaven for christians then why aren't we all in it yet?
you're not going anywhere until you believe in islam
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| 08 Nov 2014 05:03 AM
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because it was made for christians and if you're going to heaven you need to be a christian
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| 08 Nov 2014 05:04 AM
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"because it was made for christians and if you're going to heaven you need to be a christian "
nope
it was made for muslims
allahu akbar
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| 08 Nov 2014 05:07 AM
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but if you are christian you go to heaven no matter what
i am christian so i will go to heaven
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| 08 Nov 2014 05:08 AM
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"but if you are christian you go to heaven no matter what
i am christian so i will go to heaven "
oh
well
in that case
my plan to convert everyone to islam has failed
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| 08 Nov 2014 05:12 AM
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you can't fail when it's god who makes it happen
i mean look at all the muslims
there are more muslims in the world than there are christians
and that's why they have more power
and we should really consider converting to islam because it is the greatest religion
all hail allah!
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| 08 Nov 2014 05:14 AM
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"you can't fail when it's god who makes it happen
i mean look at all the muslims
there are more muslims in the world than there are christians
and that's why they have more power
and we should really consider converting to islam because it is the greatest religion
all hail allah!"
no
that's why they don't have more power
because they're so dumb
they were attacked by a few thousand people with no airforce, no navy, and no army, but they still lost because they had their women walk around naked and had to deal with their own problems
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| 08 Nov 2014 05:17 AM
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but i'm christian
and i'll go to heaven even if i die now
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| 08 Nov 2014 05:18 AM
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"but i'm christian
and i'll go to heaven even if i die now"
why do you want to die so bad? are you depressed?
are you one of those kids who think death is cool?
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| 08 Nov 2014 05:20 AM
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i want to die because then i can go to heaven
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| 08 Nov 2014 05:21 AM
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"i want to die because then i can go to heaven"
that's what everyone says right before they throw themselves off the roof
you shouldn't do that, it would be illegal
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| 08 Nov 2014 05:24 AM
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but if i threw myself off a roof then i wouldn't have to worry about it being illegal
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| 08 Nov 2014 05:26 AM
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"but if i threw myself off a roof then i wouldn't have to worry about it being illegal "
no
you still would
it wouldn't just suddenly become legal because you did it
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| 08 Nov 2014 05:28 AM
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but then i'd just have to worry about it being legal in hell, right?
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| 08 Nov 2014 05:30 AM
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"but then i'd just have to worry about it being legal in hell, right?"
yes
because you will not go to heaven if you are a christian and you commit suicide
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| 08 Nov 2014 05:31 AM
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but then i'd just have to worry about it being legal in hell, right?
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| 08 Nov 2014 05:32 AM
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"but then i'd just have to worry about it being legal in hell, right?"
yes
because you will not go to heaven if you are a christian and you commit suicide
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| 08 Nov 2014 05:33 AM
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but if i'm in hell then i can't get out, so why would i be worried about laws being illegal
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| 08 Nov 2014 05:34 AM
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"but if i'm in hell then i can't get out, so why would i be worried about laws being illegal "
because god is a big baby
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| 08 Nov 2014 05:35 AM
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oh that's right, he's a baby
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| 08 Nov 2014 05:36 AM
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"oh that's right, he's a baby"
yes
god is a big baby and he is too scared to let christians into heaven without having them believe in islam first
it doesn't matter if they are christians or not, they need to believe in islam
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| 08 Nov 2014 05:37 AM
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but what if i don't believe in islam?
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| 08 Nov 2014 05:38 AM
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"but what if i don't believe in islam?"
then you will go to hell forever
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| 08 Nov 2014 05:39 AM
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but then how could i get out?
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| 08 Nov 2014 05:40 AM
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"but then how could i get out?"
you can't
you're just stuck there forever
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| 08 Nov 2014 05:41 AM
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i don't like being stuck anywhere, so how would i be able to escape hell?
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| 08 Nov 2014 05:42 AM
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"i don't like being stuck anywhere, so how would i be able to escape hell?"
well, since you're a christian, god can forgive your sins
but he doesn't want to do that unless you believe in islam
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